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« on: April 06, 2008, 01:53:56 PM »
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Yesterday was my birthday and we were also having our weekly gaming night. Normal geeky things were abound and we were enjoying ourselves.

Now my fiance makes me a birthday cake every year and she always makes it some amazingly geeky theme that I always love. Here are some examples:

The Invader Zim rubber piggy:





Tentacly Goodness:






Cthulhu again:








This year she made me the Portal cake.




Now, this cake was awesome. A friend went to cut the cake and Kat ran to the computer and hit play on Winamp...









I can't possibly explain the look on people's faces, but god it was amazing.
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2008, 01:58:33 PM »
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OH MY GOD, RICKROLL BY GATEAU

No one will ever love me that way.  Hold on to her forever.
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2008, 01:59:47 PM »
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Completely amazing!
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2008, 02:03:20 PM »
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You have the world's greatest girlfriend.

Get proposing!
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2008, 02:18:24 PM »
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my fiance

Sounds like he has.
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2008, 02:22:27 PM »
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You have a keeper, it seems.   cheesy

P.S. - How was the cake?
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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2008, 02:45:59 PM »
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So goddamn awesome. I'm actually in shock. I want a girlfriend like that.
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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2008, 02:48:47 PM »
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When people write fiancé without the accent I always pronounce it 'fee-anse'. It's really annoying.

Also fantastic birthday events! Thank you for reminding me of something as well.
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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2008, 02:53:38 PM »
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You have the best gf ever. Can I borrow her for my birthday?
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« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2008, 03:26:27 PM »
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Am I the only person who actually loves that Rick Astley song and listens to it non-ironically?
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« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2008, 03:30:08 PM »
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Quite probably.
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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2008, 03:56:34 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2008, 04:09:50 PM »
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Man, that is the most glorious birthday cake scheme of all time.
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« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2008, 05:38:48 PM »
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Guys the dude is the fiancé. The lady is a fiancée.


Seriously, though, dude, keep her. Hog tie her if you must.
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« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2008, 05:41:26 PM »
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That's just inappropriate, Katie.
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« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2008, 05:53:00 PM »
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Just... I love this so much.
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« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2008, 06:28:51 PM »
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Am I the only person who actually loves that Rick Astley song and listens to it non-ironically?

Definitely not! Before I knew it was a meme I thought it was so nice that people liked it so much that they were linking it everywhere.
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« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2008, 07:27:22 PM »
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Am I the only person who doesn't quite understand how that one worked?

Like, was the Portal cake just a shell overtop of the Rick Astley cake or something?
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« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2008, 07:40:36 PM »
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You are not alone.

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« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2008, 07:53:46 PM »
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Heh, my friend made this for one of her friend's birthdays -



Needless to say, my passion for her is boundless.
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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2008, 08:01:31 PM »
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Dammit, now I want cake.
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I don't care how much fondant he uses, he will never top that.
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« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2008, 08:07:43 PM »
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So, last year we had a project on the JFK assassination.





So we made a cake.
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« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2008, 08:11:33 PM »
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My mother was in the room when I scrolled over the Kennedy Assassination cake.  We both started laughing in the "That's so wrong" sort of way.
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« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2008, 08:14:56 PM »
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As I just said on gabbly, that thing is made out of pure win.
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« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2008, 08:49:23 PM »
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P.S. - How was the cake?

Delicious and Moist

Seriously, though, dude, keep her. Hog tie her if you must.

I'm only 7 weeks from forcing her into a contractually binding relationship actually!

Am I the only person who doesn't quite understand how that one worked?

Like, was the Portal cake just a shell overtop of the Rick Astley cake or something?

The Portal cake was a Hat Box that she cut down to a more reasonable size and beat on to make it look a little less perfectly shaped before frosting it.
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« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2008, 09:40:13 PM »
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I knew the cake didn't look quite right, but I did not expect to see someone get rickrolled by a cake.

edit: And man... I tried to listen to that song just now, got one minute in before giving up.
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« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2008, 10:55:11 PM »
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What happened to all the frosting and stuff on the hat box?  Did someone lick it off?
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« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2008, 11:15:01 PM »
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So, last year we had a project on the JFK assassination.

So we made a cake.

Best usage of "Life" pieces ever.
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« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2008, 11:44:14 PM »
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Am I the only person who actually loves that Rick Astley song and listens to it non-ironically?
It's on my list of music I know is terrible but I listen to anyway because I love it. It's right there with Heat of the Moment and Safety Dance.
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« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2008, 11:57:50 PM »
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Man, a birthday cake with the Marathon logo would totally do it for me.
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« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2008, 11:58:00 PM »
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That song is awesome. I like what his newer stuff is too. Yawta check it out.
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Those cakes look even more delicious than my dreams of a life-size Jesus made of marchpane. You may truly consider yourself lucky.
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So, last year we had a project on the JFK assassination.

(fucking awesome)

So we made a cake.

My favorite is the close-up of the Kennedy car. Bonus points for splatter.
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The Portal cake was a Hat Box that she cut down to a more reasonable size and beat on to make it look a little less perfectly shaped before frosting it.

Wow, that's... there's no real word for the ingenuity there, actually.
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man no kidding i read this thread a few times and went to make a cake.

its kind of boring looking so i wont post pictures, but it was a double layered sponge filled with rasberry jam and marshmallow fluff.

how much longer before the Baking Is A Craft! thread gets strangely busy??
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rickrolled by a cake, priceless
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I made this cake when I was twenty:



Not nearly as impressive as those shown above, but it tasted fantastic. It was golden cake with chocolate frosting lined with strawberry Fruit Roll-Ups.
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Best usage of "Life" pieces ever.
If I make the movie I imagined where the blue piece confronts the pink piece when more pieces appear in the car, shouting "I thought you were on the pill!", would I win?
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Am I the only person who actually loves that Rick Astley song and listens to it non-ironically?

Definitely not! Before I knew it was a meme I thought it was so nice that people liked it so much that they were linking it everywhere.

Same here.
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So, last year we had a project on the JFK assassination.

(fucking awesome)

So we made a cake.

My favorite is the close-up of the Kennedy car. Bonus points for splatter.

The splatter was my idea!
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I love how there's even the tiny little bit of blue frosting. That was an extra special touch, I thought.

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